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Anyone know any funny misheard lyrics? Nirvana- smells like teen spirit - "Here we are now in containers" The Beatles - Let it be - "Lettuce leaf, Lettuce leaf, Lettuce leaf oh! Lettuce leaf. There must be an hamster, lettuce leaf" Snow patrol - Its beginning to get to me - "Always fighting with bacon joints" http://www.kissthisguy.com for loads more.... Read More
Tommy Cooper Jokes 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the ot... Read More
Men's Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. 4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, hi... Read More
I'm interested in getting a band page on here, is there a way to make a music/band page without using names and ages? Just curious. Bloody Apron Records and Promotions Facing the Plastic ... Read More
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from... Read More
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