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Anyone know any funny misheard lyrics? Nirvana- smells like teen spirit - "Here we are now in containers" The Beatles - Let it be - "Lettuce leaf, Lettuce leaf, Lettuce leaf oh! Lettuce leaf. There must be an hamster, lettuce leaf" Snow patrol - Its beginning to get to me - "Always fighting with bacon joints" http://www.kissthisguy.com for loads more.... Read More
Tommy Cooper Jokes 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the ot... Read More
Men's Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. 4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, hi... Read More
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from... Read More
BAND : Bad News LINE UP : Vim Fuego (aka Alan Metcalfe) - Lead-vocals, Lead-guitar Den Dennis - Rhythm guitar Colin Grigson - Bass guitar Spider Web - Drums REAL LINE UP : Adrian Edmonson As Vim Nigel Planer As Den Rik Mayall As Colin Peter Richardson As Spider GENRE : Heavy Metal,Comedy FORMAT : Bootleg Tape 1986 TRACKS : 01.Tommy Vance Introduction 02.Band Arrive On Stage 03.Fuck Off And Burn 04.You Are A Shit Audience 05.Vampire... Read More
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