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Misheard lyrics
Posted On 02/06/2008 20:32:42 by BillyT
Anyone know any funny misheard lyrics?

Nirvana- smells like teen spirit - "Here we are now in containers"

The Beatles - Let it be - "Lettuce leaf, Lettuce leaf, Lettuce leaf oh! Lettuce leaf. There must be an hamster, lettuce leaf"

Snow patrol - Its beginning to get to me - "Always fighting with bacon joints"

http://www.kissthisguy.com for loads more.... Read More



Tommy Cooper Jokes
Posted On 23/04/2008 14:02:42 by administrator
Tommy Cooper Jokes

 
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana,  press the hash key...'

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the ot... Read More



Men's Laws
Posted On 11/04/2008 11:17:26 by administrator
Men's Laws

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, hi... Read More



86 specific ruls for DRINKING which will help you through life
Posted On 05/04/2008 12:23:28 by fitz1985


 
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from... Read More



Bad News - Still Funny
Posted On 02/04/2008 00:23:45 by administrator
BAND : Bad News

LINE UP : Vim Fuego (aka Alan Metcalfe) - Lead-vocals, Lead-guitar
Den Dennis - Rhythm guitar
Colin Grigson - Bass guitar
Spider Web - Drums

REAL LINE UP : Adrian Edmonson As Vim
Nigel Planer As Den
Rik Mayall As Colin
Peter Richardson As Spider

GENRE : Heavy Metal,Comedy

FORMAT : Bootleg Tape 1986

TRACKS : 01.Tommy Vance Introduction
02.Band Arrive On Stage
03.Fuck Off And Burn
04.You Are A Shit Audience
05.Vampire... Read More









*** Time To Rock ***