Its saturday at 1.40pm and Im sat outside our weekend retreat in the glorious Worcestershire countryside (Caravan) supping copious amounts of lager, sizzling in the sun like a hog on a roast, and pushing the kids out of the way so I can take a dip in their paddling pool.
If this is global warming then sod the Polar Bears, go out and buy yourself Range Rovers like mine and spew out a few more greenhouse gasses. Lets have glorious hot days like these every day and piss the tree huggers right off at the same time.
Sun, Beer, Rock music played out loud and a pool to fall into when you get too hot. My idea of a relaxing weekend. Then a bit more beer.
Ah, the bacon sarnies are on the way and AC/DC just started on the CD player. Can it get much better than this?
"Im on a highway to hell ....!"
Tags: Bloody Hot
